James Raymond Rozanski

My boss snuck a bottle of rum into the office Christmas party for our enjoyment. Life is good.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:45:00 -0500

gpoyw. heterosexuality trial run for 48 hours.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:12:00 -0500

gpoyw. heterosexuality trial run for 48 hours.

details by frou frou. 1. let go2. breathe in3. it’s good...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:59:00 -0500

details by frou frou.

1. let go
2. breathe in
3. it’s good to be in love
4. must be dreaming
5. psychobabble
6. only got one
7. shh
8. hear me out
9. maddening shroud
10. flicks
11. the dumbing down of love
12. old piano

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You wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. Do you A) hit this city, B) brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack, or C) jump off the nearest bridge?

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:42:25 -0500

“this is a fairy tale called ‘enchanted’. once...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 10:58:11 -0500

“this is a fairy tale called ‘enchanted’. once upon a time in a far away land, there lived a beautiful princess named joann…a. she was very, very fly, and extra, extra tall, and every single boy loved her, big and small. except for one idiot boy who was so stupid and dumb. and out of all the cute boys who loved her, she-he was the cutest one. that’s all i got so far.”

“tardy for the party” by kim zolciak. download.

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:49:00 -0500

“tardy for the party” by kim zolciak.

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research paper on friday night = pouty mcpouterson.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:16:48 -0500

research paper on friday night = pouty mcpouterson.

harmonium by vanessa carlton. 1. white houses2. who’s to...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:51:11 -0500

harmonium by vanessa carlton.

1. white houses
2. who’s to say
3. annie
4. san francisco
5. afterglow
6. private radio
7. half a week before the winter
8. c’est la vie
9. papa
10. she floats
11. the wreckage

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plastic sweat. metal skin. metallic tears. mannequin.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:27:00 -0500

plastic sweat. metal skin. metallic tears. mannequin.

Speech

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:42:00 -0500

i was in the middle of lunch with a friend on monday when a boy came up to our table. he asked if the dog tags i was wearing were real. apparently his brother was about to go into the marines. i was caught a little off guard, responding that no, they weren’t, but that i did used to go to a naval high school. we introduced ourselves while my brain began to process. i asked him to sit down. he did. we talked for thirty more minutes and ended up exchanging numbers. and whether he was legitimately interested in the dog tags, being friends, or simply wanting my number, just the fact that he approached me was unbelievably endearing.

the very idea of this situation is terrifying. putting myself in his shoes. attempting to enter foreign conversation with someone i may be attracted to, especially if they’re with someone else, would never even be on my radar screen. i freeze. look through them. look away. and i’ve kicked myself afterwards for two years doing this on a daily basis.

i’m cocky on my own. calculated. i stomp around in the street with my sunglasses and headphones to make myself seem unattainable, but only because i don’t have enough confidence in my persona, conversational abilities, or overall physical appearance to think strangers will still find me appealing if they get up close. i have a real difficulty presenting myself as vulnerable to men that i don’t know. the ever-present fear that the people i am attracted to will not be attracted to me.

talking to this boy was important because i know i’m not this person that i make myself out to be. i’m goofy and unpredictable. i laugh after almost every sentence i speak. he saw that at the table, not the hard ass that scowls his way up and down the sidewalk. i can’t always be that person up on the pedestal, but i can make you smile. i just need to learn how to have faith in that ability and approach others with the same technique.

“oh brian! i can’t wait ‘till after dinner,...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 21:35:00 -0500

“oh brian! i can’t wait ‘till after dinner, cause then we’ll go home and you can watch me have my period.”

waiting for my rocket to come by jason mraz. 1. you and i both2....

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:15:51 -0500

waiting for my rocket to come by jason mraz.

1. you and i both
2. i’ll do anything
3. the remedy (i won’t worry)
4. who needs shelter
5. curbside prophet
6. sleep all day
7. too much food
8. absolutely zero
9. on love, in sadness
10. no stopping us
11. the boy’s gone
12. tonight, not again

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my favorite kind!

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:45:00 -0500

my favorite kind!

Glare Waldorf (n): Any NYU student that you used to be friends with, but now all they do is give you dirty looks in the street. Also applicable to people you don't know.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:50:00 -0500

gpoyw, new icon, whatever, etc.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:26:00 -0500

gpoyw, new icon, whatever, etc.

1. “assassin” - john mayer.2....

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:21:05 -0500

1. “assassin” - john mayer.
2. “alejandro” - lady gaga.
3. “july flame” - laura veirs.
4. “fire bomb” - rihanna.
5. “the valley” - eisley.
6. “heard ‘em all” - amerie.
7. “untouchable” - taylor swift.
8. “wordshaker” - the saturdays.
9. “elements” - a fine frenzy.
10. “poison” - beyonce.
11. “chasing pirates” - norah jones.
12. “give it up to me” - shakira.

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Oh yeah, actually yeah, I'm pregnant. I'm having a baby in like six months, yeah yeah. Actually, I'm getting married next week. No, no, seriously! I've gotta go, my house is on fire. I've got herpes! Syphilis! AIDS, AIDS, I've got AIDS.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:28:00 -0500

excuse me, what.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:46:00 -0500

excuse me, what.

“sorry.” “mi dispiace.”

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:27:31 -0500

“sorry.”

“mi dispiace.”

in commemoration of the worst night ever. RIP poker face dynamic...

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:09:00 -0500

in commemoration of the worst night ever. RIP poker face dynamic duo of doom and sleeping in a staircase with no keys.